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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    03:32 AM

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I'm not weirded out by the content, but that's the fucking LONGEST commercial I've ever seen in my life. What's wrong with China? #inflatablebracommercial
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    02:21 AM

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    That... is amazing... So what's this video about again? #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    01:57 AM

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Um, I think I just had sex... I feel like such a slut. I wish I could make this commercial my alarm clock. Unlike others, I didn't laugh. I simply signed up for chnlove.com and began writing letters to educated Chinese women. All of them. Lucky for me, LAX is closer to China than Logan. I figure I can do 2-3 trips a week, and wed 8-10 nice ladies per month. DONE.

    [edit] I'm sorry I'm an editing cheater.
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    Edited by valkilmerisawful at 11/07/09 2:02 AM valkilmerisawful was starred valkilmerisawful was unstarred
    Image of Duckspwn:Loves Approving Reds Duckspwn:Loves Approving Reds
    12:20 AM

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Why Herrooo!
    Was it just me, or did it look like they used CGI for the inflating and the boob size increasing? When they showed it in action, it just looked so fake. (Not talking about the actual renders, talking about when the models demonstrated them) #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01:02 AM

    @Duckspwn: Japanese pronounce L as R. Chinese pronouse R as L. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected
    12:16 AM

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Is there a testicle version? Wait, don't answer that.
     Reply
    Edited by Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected at 11/07/09 12:17 AM Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected was starred Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected was unstarred
    Image of spannu spannu
    12:10 AM

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I want one of these for my butt. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected
    12:35 AM

    @spannu: What WHAT in the butt? #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of zenneth zenneth
    11/03/09

    In reply to Form 2 Sex Toy Looks Like a Stealth Millennium Falcon
    I guess I'm just not in the game anymore, as to me it looks more like a stealth molar. #form2
     Reply
    Curves promoted this comment zenneth was starred zenneth was unstarred
    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/03/09

    In reply to Form 2 Sex Toy Looks Like a Stealth Millennium Falcon
    Geez, just imagine finding little 8-year-old Star Wars geek playing "Destroy the Death Star" in the living room, with Mommy's Millennium Falcon. So embarrassing, yet so innocently cute.

    "Mommy, look! It vibrates when the rear deflector shield gets hit!" #form2
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    badhatharry promoted this comment Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    11/03/09

    @Gordonium: "And it smells like it's transporting seafood." #form2
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    11/03/09

    @badhatharry: I would hope not. Unless there is something wrong, it shouldn't smell like much. #form2
     Reply
    badhatharry promoted this comment Conrad was starred Conrad was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    11/03/09

    @Conrad: You obviously don't go cruising for ladies at WalMart. #form2
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    11/03/09

    @badhatharry: I haven't stepped into a walmart in over a year. Not to say I don't slum it, I go to Kmart now and again. Even then, if a woman smells like tuna, in a fashion that you can smell it just by being in her locale. you should tell her to see a doctor. #form2
     Reply
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    11/03/09

    @Conrad: With what she was charging, I doubt she gets health care. #form2
     Reply
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/04/09

    @badhatharry: Are those Mon Calamari refugees I smell? No, it's a trap! #form2
     Reply
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    Image of quim barreiros quim barreiros
    11/03/09

    In reply to Form 2 Sex Toy Looks Like a Stealth Millennium Falcon
    how they test this things ? no video review.... #form2
     Reply
    SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! promoted this comment quim barreiros was starred quim barreiros was unstarred
    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    11/03/09

    @quim barreiros: From Jesus? Oh please God, no... #form2
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    SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of Nipple of Doom Nipple of Doom
    11/03/09

    In reply to Form 2 Sex Toy Looks Like a Stealth Millennium Falcon
    Sometimes i wish i've had a women's body...just to take advantage of all these pleasure devices. #form2
     Reply
    Curves promoted this comment Nipple of Doom was starred Nipple of Doom was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    11/03/09

    @Nipple of Doom: Hilarious (I assume) typo there. #form2
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    11/03/09


    @Nipple of Doom: Too much information. #form2
     Reply
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/03/09

    @Nipple of Doom: Well you do have one bodily orifice that you could test these devices out with.... #form2
     Reply
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/03/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: The mouth. PLEASE say it's the mouth. #form2
     Reply
    AndPreciousLittleofThat was starred AndPreciousLittleofThat was unstarred
    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    11/03/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Those are not a vibrating earbuds....oh....OHHHHHHHHHHH, now I get it. #form2
     Reply
    SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of ELPARTO ELPARTO
    11/03/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I believe that access point is usually meant for doctors. #form2
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    SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! promoted this comment ELPARTO was starred ELPARTO was unstarred
    Image of soggy_cheerio soggy_cheerio
    11/03/09

    @ELPARTO: No, that access point is usually meant for shit. #form2
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    11/03/09

    @Nipple of Doom: I have a couple that I keep in a crawl space under my basement. Is that what you mean? #form2
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    11/03/09

    @soggy_cheerio: I don't know about you but for me that's a shit EXIT point.

    Oh god, unless it really IS an access point for you. OH GOD! #form2
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    Image of psychoticdream psychoticdream
    11/03/09

    @Curves: highly doubt it LOTS of people lately use women instead of woman and honestly believe they are correct. #form2
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    Curves promoted this comment psychoticdream was starred psychoticdream was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    11/04/09

    @psychoticdream: No, the part where he said he wishes he had had a womans body (ie-virgin). #form2
     Reply
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    Image of Gaucho85 Gaucho85
    11/03/09

    In reply to Form 2 Sex Toy Looks Like a Stealth Millennium Falcon
    I see the Falcon now... When I first looked at the picture I thought it was a new mouse concept. . . boy, was I way off. I will say that I can see this thing leading to a lot of awkward OBGYN visits and spelunking for the lost rabbit of Imboden (New Indy movie? get on it George.) #form2
     Reply
    BergenCountyJC promoted this comment Gaucho85 was starred Gaucho85 was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    11/03/09

    In reply to Form 2 Sex Toy Looks Like a Stealth Millennium Falcon
    The second pic, in pink where its "vibrating" made me dizzy and slightly queazy. It doesnt look like any rabbit I have ever seen either. #form2
     Reply
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    11/03/09

    @Curves: What about this rabbit?
     Reply
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/03/09

    @SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: THAT one looks familiar. #form2
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    11/03/09

    @SewerShark, LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: If you're looking for that kind of "Rabbit", might I suggest AdamEve.com: [www.adameve.com]
    If you enter coupon code "FREAK" at check out, you get up to 50% off one item, free shipping, 3 free DVD's, and a free mystery gift!

    Disclaimer: I reap NO benefits/financial gain/incentives from mentioning this. I'm just letting fellow Gizmodo readers in on a little secret I found that I used when purchasing a product for a friend. #form2
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    Image of chauncy that billups chauncy that billups
    11/03/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ H1N1 Symptoms List: "for a friend"... always "for a friend" #form2
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    11/03/09

    @chauncy that billups: Its for his little friend. #form2
     Reply
    SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    11/03/09

    @SewerShark, LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: @chauncy that billups: That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! #form2
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    11/03/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ H1N1 Symptoms List: Its a sticky story alright. #form2
     Reply
    SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    11/03/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ H1N1 Symptoms List: Just please don't use it on the webcam!!! #form2
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    Image of IndustrialJones IndustrialJones
    11/03/09

    In reply to Form 2 Sex Toy Looks Like a Stealth Millennium Falcon
    It'll make you Giz in 12 parsecs. #form2
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    VenomIreland promoted this comment IndustrialJones was starred IndustrialJones was unstarred
    Image of VenomIreland VenomIreland
    11/03/09

    @IndustrialJones: A parsec is a measurement of space, not time. #form2
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    11/03/09

    In reply to Form 2 Sex Toy Looks Like a Stealth Millennium Falcon
    It may not look like much, but it vibrates it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself. #form2
     Reply
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    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    11/03/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ H1N1 Symptoms List: I hear it can make the vaginal run in less than 12 sqweelsecs. #form2
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    Image of GlowBlue GlowBlue
    11/03/09


    @Sticks Calhoun: #form2
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    GitEmSteveDave_ H1N1 Symptoms List promoted this comment GlowBlue was starred GlowBlue was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    11/03/09

    @GlowBlue: Did Picard break his arm? And why does he have no reflection or shadow? Is he a space vampire?! #form2
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    Image of GlowBlue GlowBlue
    11/03/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ H1N1 Symptoms List: *shrug* Not my creation, so I couldn't tell ya. #form2
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    11/03/09

    @GlowBlue: Dear lords man, if you are going to post something, stand behind it. I stand behind every pict/image I make and use. Have some standards. I say good day to you sir. Good day! #form2
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    10/28/09

    In reply to Apple Approves 'Asian Boobs' iPhone App, Just to Mess With Us
    Dammit. I keep "accidentally" clicking on this post.

    Aaaaddaaammm!!
     Reply
    Edited by ripfire at 10/28/09 7:57 PM ripfire was starred ripfire was unstarred
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